“It was a C130. You know-a Pickfords van with wings. They often flow low over here”

“Could be recce for a Royal Visit or something related to the olympics and security. Whatever. I once saw Elvis in the Mermaid chippie.”

“Not sure, his Ray-Ban's made it difficult to identify him. This is reminiscent of the time I saw a shark when I was snorkelling off the coast at Newquay and a UFO whilst driving from White Waltham to Maidenhead. No one believed me. I tell you, the men in black; they were definitely there . . . . something IS happening . . . .”

“No Nora. The aircraft, I am reliably informed, was a C130 Hercules. We still have some of them. Four men in suits eh? One didn't look like Will Smith did he?”

“Hey Viperone, presume the plane was the one reported in the Mercury; a Belgian NATO Boeing E-3 Sentry. Things are gettign a little wierd round here. Saw a black Sedan (not sure I've spelt that right) at Rutland Water as well. Four men dressed in black just sitting in the car doing some kind of surveilance and a diplomatic plate. What's occuring?”